Your Birthday Cake is Now a Fire Hazzard

$7.99 + free delivery included

Printed, sealed & mailed for you.

Artist-designed, premium printed
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We print, seal and mail it for you
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Artist-designed, premium printed
No address? Send them a link
We print, seal and mail it for you
They can send you a video reaction

A hand-painted “Your Birthday Cake is Now a Fire Hazzard” greeting card for anyone celebrating a meaningful moment. Designed by Studio Mads and premium printed on 150lb cardstock with rich, museum-quality color. Every order includes a kraft envelope. Add your personal note inside, then we print, fold, stuff, stamp, and mail it for you so your card arrives ready to keep.

Printed on unreasonably good paper

Every card is printed on Mohawk Superfine — widely regarded as one of the finest printing papers made today, with an unmatched reputation for quality and consistency.

271 gsm thick, 5x7 inches

Vivid, archival-quality color

Comes in a kraft envelope that feels as good as it looks

271 gsm thick, 5x7 inches

Vivid, archival-quality color

Comes in a kraft envelope that feels as good as it looks

FAQ

Can I personalize my card?

Yes. You can add your own message to any card. In the Escargot app, there's also additional features like uploading your own design, AI remixing, real handwriting, delivery tracking, and occasion reminders.

How long does shipping take?

Orders typically ship within 1 business day. Standard shipping usually arrives in 5-7 business days, and rush shipping is available if you need it sooner.

Do I need the recipient's address?

No. At checkout, you can choose "send a link" instead of entering an address. Your recipient fills in their own address, and we take care of the rest.

How does Escargot work?

Pick a card or create your own, add your message, and check out. We print and mail the card for you in 24 hours, so you can send a real greeting card online without dealing with stamps, envelopes, or the post office.