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you are not flopping
$7.99 (shipping included)
Printed, sealed & mailed for you.
- Artist-designed, premium printed
- No address? Send them a link
- We print, seal and mail it for you
- They can send you a video reaction
Fast, free delivery - arrives in 5-7 business days.
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- Artist-designed, premium printed
- No address? Send them a link
- We print, seal and mail it for you
- They can send you a video reaction
A hand-painted “you are not flopping” greeting card for anyone celebrating a meaningful moment. Designed by An Huynh and premium printed on 150lb cardstock with rich, museum-quality color. Every order includes a kraft envelope. Add your personal note inside, then we print, fold, stuff, stamp, and mail it for you so your card arrives ready to keep.
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FAQ
Can I personalize my card?
Yes. You can add your own message to any card. In the Escargot app, there's also additional features like uploading your own design, AI remixing, real handwriting, delivery tracking, and occasion reminders.
How long does shipping take?
Orders typically ship within 1 business day. Standard shipping usually arrives in 5-7 business days, and rush shipping is available if you need it sooner.
Do I need the recipient's address?
No. At checkout, you can choose "send a link" instead of entering an address. Your recipient fills in their own address, and we take care of the rest.
How does Escargot work?
Pick a card or create your own, add your message, and check out. We print and mail the card for you in 24 hours, so you can send a real greeting card online without dealing with stamps, envelopes, or the post office.