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EscargotOn Your Level Dad
$7.99 + free delivery included
- Artist-designed, premium printed
- No address? Send them a link
- We print, seal and mail it for you
- They can send you a video reaction
Fast, free delivery - arrives in 5-7 business days.
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Tell your dad he's a cut above the rest with this clever and funny card. Featuring a bright yellow spirit level and the punny message, 'No one is quite on your level,' it's the perfect way to celebrate the dad who measures up in every way. Whether for Father's Day, his birthday, or just to give him a well-deserved compliment, this card is sure to make him smile.
Printed on unreasonably good paper
Every card is printed on Mohawk Superfine — widely regarded as one of the finest printing papers made today, with an unmatched reputation for quality and consistency.
271 gsm thick, 5x7 inches
Vivid, archival-quality color
Comes in a kraft envelope that feels as good as it looks
271 gsm thick, 5x7 inches
Vivid, archival-quality color
Comes in a kraft envelope that feels as good as it looks
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FAQ
Can I personalize my card?
Yes. You can add your own message to any card. In the Escargot app, there's also additional features like uploading your own design, AI remixing, real handwriting, delivery tracking, and occasion reminders.
How long does shipping take?
Orders typically ship within 1 business day. Standard shipping usually arrives in 5-7 business days, and rush shipping is available if you need it sooner.
Do I need the recipient's address?
No. At checkout, you can choose "send a link" instead of entering an address. Your recipient fills in their own address, and we take care of the rest.
How does Escargot work?
Pick a card or create your own, add your message, and check out. We print and mail the card for you in 24 hours, so you can send a real greeting card online without dealing with stamps, envelopes, or the post office.