Sarcastic Retro Humor Cards

Artist-designedPremium paperMailed for you, arrives in 3-5 daysFree shipping with tracking

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We made cards for every kind of relationship — not just the Hallmark kind. Filter by who you're sending to and the vibe you want.

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Pick a card. Write your message. We print and mail it for you. Free standard shipping and basic tracking on everything. Rush delivery available if you need it in 1-3 days.

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At checkout, choose 'send a link' and your recipient fills in their own. You'll get notified when it ships, and they can record a video reaction when it arrives.

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FAQ

Can I personalize my card?

Yes. You can add your own message to any card. In the Escargot app, there's also additional features like uploading your own design, AI remixing, real handwriting, delivery tracking, and occasion reminders.

How long does shipping take?

Orders typically ship within 1 business day. Standard shipping usually arrives in 5-7 business days, and rush shipping is available if you need it sooner.

Do I need the recipient's address?

No. At checkout, you can choose "send a link" instead of entering an address. Your recipient fills in their own address, and we take care of the rest.

How does Escargot work?

Pick a card or create your own, add your message, and check out. We print and mail the card for you in 24 hours, so you can send a real greeting card online without dealing with stamps, envelopes, or the post office.